I love dead
people. Maybe I love even more dead startups, especially affluent ones. Blippy
died 4 years ago, and nobody talked about, nobody went to the cemetery to
offer some last seed money. Not even a bunch of white flowers bought at Target.
I don’t understand human beings. They all are so selfish. That’s why my fiancé
is a calf, honest and sweet.
Also, he has a life expectancy much shorter than any boy, and I appreciate
that.
Blippy
(RIP) allowed to share all your purchases with the rest of the world,
thanks to a technology linking your credit card to your Twitter account. This idea raised $12.9 Million from 11 investors. Unfortunately Blippy is now laying
in the ground, being eaten by worms.
I wish I
could have shared my last purchases with friends. Sometimes I don’t feel very
confident and having a positive feedback from people makes me feel better.
Blippy
doesn’t exist anymore so my blog will play its part for today. And really, feel free to give me your opinion.
So, lately,
I bought this:
and this
outfit:
+ this
rocking hot dog:
From my point of view, this poor habit our generation has to share everything on social
networks has to disappear, except when the goal is to make fun of other people.
Audioo has understood this stake. This startup has designed a website where
you can share all the voice mails you received. I’m sure you predictable poor student
once thought like “Ooooh, it’s a pity I have to delete this voice mail, it’s
sooo funny, omagaaaaaad”. Hey, congrats loser, It is now possible to make it
live forever!
As far as I’m concerned, my voice mails can be divided into two
categories:
- I just hear somebody puking; I don’t even know who this is.
- “What a jerk, she never answers to her phone, I’m sure she’s eating chips watching The Kardashians.. Oh shit, am I on record?”
The rest of
my voice mails are related to the Ukraine crisis or tackle with the impact of
proportional system on democratic representation. One day I may share the vomit
sounds on Audioo, but for now I think the world is not yet ready.